90 Minute Movie That Felt Like 3 Hours: Proud Mary
Angriest I Got During A Movie: The entirety of Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom
Aww Hell Naw! Gamora’s fate in Avengers: Infinity War
Best Action Movie from 2003: SuperFly (2018)
Best Action Sequence: Helicopter finale, Mission: Impossible: Fallout
Best Actor in A VH1 Biopic: Rami Malek, Bohemian Rhapsody
Best British Horror Anthology From 2018 with Martin Freeman: Ghost Stories
Best Comeback: Spike Lee, BlacKkKlansman
Best Comedy That’s Never Funny: Crazy Rich Asians
Best Delayed Sequel: The Strangers: Prey at Night
Best “Fuck Yeah!” Moment: John Cho knocking popcorn out of that punk’s hands, Searching
Best Headache: Hereditary
Best Movie No One Saw: Tully
Best Movie to Watch on an Airplane: Chappaquiddick
Best On-Screen Duo: Winona Ryder & Keanu Reeves, Destination Wedding
Best Soccer Team: Den of Thieves
Best Soundtrack: A Star is Born (2018)
Best Supporting Actor: Cheddar Goblin, Mandy
Best Supporting Actress: Joey King, Slender Man
Best Waterfall Combat Sequence: All of them in Black Panther
Biggest Disappointment: Sicario: Day of the Soldado
Blandest: Tomb Raider (2018)
Bloodiest: Revenge (2018)
Bullshit: Thoroughbreds
Coma: Christopher Robin
Complete Nonsense: Venom
Cutest Mom: Wendi McLendon-Covey, Goosebumps 2: Haunted Halloween
Decent: The House with a Clock in its Walls
Double Decent: Halloween (2018)
Favorite Performance: Ethan Hawke, First Reformed
Freakiest Scene: The bear that screamed like a human in Annihilation
Fuck You Too: Skyscraper
Funniest (tie): Gotti, Speed Kills
Godawful but Well-Made: Isle of Dogs
Has 1 Good Minute: Rampage
Hot Jewish Cinema That’s Somehow Not Hot: Disobedience
I Can’t Believe I Saw: Mid90s
I Don’t Like Movies Anymore: A Wrinkle in Time
I Mean, Sure? Super Troopers 2
It’s A Perfect Movie: Hell Fest
It’s Fine: Creed II
It’s Funny: Game Night
I Wish I Liked It More: First Man
I Would’ve Quit for Sure: Filmworker
Laziest Sex Scene: Red Sparrow
Like A Good Mad TV Sketch: Sorry to Bother You
Made Me Hungry: Green Book
Meanest: Unfriended: Dark Web
Meh: White Boy Rick
Most Annoying: Bad Times at the El Royale
Most Average Comedy From 2005: Blockers
Most Depressing (tie): Eighth Grade and Three Identical Strangers
Most Exhausting: Deadpool 2
Most Generic: The Nun
Most Heartfelt: Won’t You Be My Neighbor?
Most Hyper: Teen Titans Go! To the Movies
Most Redbox: Hotel Artemis
Most Unintentionally Hilarious: On Chesil Beach
Movie I Want to Hug: Paddington 2
Movies Are Dumb: Pacific Rim: Uprising
Movie Saver: Anne Hathaway, Ocean’s 8
Movie That Hates You: The Predator
Movie That Wants to Curb You: Summer of 84
Not for Me Unfortunately: The Domestics
Only Because Of AMC Stubs A-List: Operation Finale
Outlier: I thought The Incredibles 2 was boring
Pleasant: Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation
Pleasant Surprise (tie): The Equalizer 2, Instant Family
Rabbit Movie Power Ranking: 1) The Favourite, 2) Peter Rabbit
Saddest Bastards: Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald
Saw It Three Times: Little Italy
Saw It to Write A Funny Review & Then No One Commented on the Review For: The Hurricane Heist
Shitematography: Solo: A Star Wars Story
Should Be Studied in A Museum: Death Wish (2018)
Silliest: Blumhouse’s Truth or Dare
Sneakily Sexy: Ant-Man and the Wasp
That Was Just Lovely: Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
That Was This Year? The Commuter
A Bit Too Quiet: A Quiet Place
Triple Decent with Good Leanings: Upgrade
Ugh! The Meg
Underseen: You Were Never Really Here
Very Good When It’s Not Very Bad: A Simple Favor
Walkouts: The Death of Stalin, Tag
What Are Kids Movies Anymore? Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch
Worst Chicago Accent: Colin Farrell, Widows
Worst Comedy From 2002: Action Point
Worst Movie: The Happytime Murders
Worst Narration: Ready Player One
WTF x Infinity: Kin
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